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North American Opossum
The Tale of the Pie Possum and the Leaping Man
White-footed Mouse
I am not afraid of mice. But when I see a mouse? NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. I can't decide which is worse, how my chickens poop anytime anywhere everywhere, or how a mouse does.
White Tailed Deer
I will eat every plant that you love, and then I will eat every plant that you only kind of love, and then, if I'm still antsy, I'll rub my antlers all over your favorite trees, stripping away the bark.
Red Fox
Trash panda! Trash panda!
Raccoon
Trash panda! Trash panda!
Eastern Gray Squirrel
I am a scatter-hoarder; hear me roar!
Eastern Black Bear
Doesn't like to be photographed, and thus ate my camera trap.
Eastern Cottontail Rabbit
I now understand Mr. McGregor's point of view, Peter Rabbit.
Northeastern Coyote
Beautiful and yet haunting, these sneaky canines seem to like to use my driveway as their pooper. Creatures of habit?
Bobcat
It's not quite a Mountain Lion, which I'm glad about, especially when I'm hiking around in the woods.